What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Chris Bosh's neck

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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