- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

I put my baby in a microwave.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

How old are you? 7

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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