- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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