You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Anti Joke

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