How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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