- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What page are you on The gay page.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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