A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Your girlfriend.

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