- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

j.p. is dumb

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

jd and zach loves vigina

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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