- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

This is the concept of anti-joke.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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