- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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