I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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woman's rights

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Anti Joke

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