How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A black man walks out of a police station

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What page are you on The gay page.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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