What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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