- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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