- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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