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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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