- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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