What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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