Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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