- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What's long and black? A long and black object.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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