Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Who's Micheal Jackson?

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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