Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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