- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

bangers and mash?

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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