Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Atheism

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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