The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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