- Anti Joke

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.