- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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