How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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