- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Your girlfriend.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

roses are red poo is poo

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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