- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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