Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Ben Affleck

the economy.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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