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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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