What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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