What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...