What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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