- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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