A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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