- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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