Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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