Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A hill billy went fishing

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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