Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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