- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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