What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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