- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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