- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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