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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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