- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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