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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

knock knock? come in

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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