Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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