- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

think twice or at least think

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

hey guys im gay

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

how much fish could a chicken

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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