Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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