What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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