- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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