- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Dead girls can't say no.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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