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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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