If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Racial Equality

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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