- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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