- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Gay rights.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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