- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Gay rights.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

i hate non minorities!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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