- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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