- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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