- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Dislike if you are a prostitute

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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