- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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