- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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