What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Ben Affleck

the economy.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

all these jokes are horrible now

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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