- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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