- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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