What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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