What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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