- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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