- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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