- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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