What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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