- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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