What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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