why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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