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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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