- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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