A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Women.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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