- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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