- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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