What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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