what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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