- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Black people having a Job.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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