- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What is green and slow Grass.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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