What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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