- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Get up Look in the mirror

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