Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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