- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What would u like to drink?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Dead girls can't say no.

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