- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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