- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Democracy.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

womens rights

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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