- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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