- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Dwarf Shortage

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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