- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

My cat just died.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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