"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

No your aunties a joke

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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