- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Your Mom

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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