Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Emily Walker.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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