- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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