what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Anti Joke

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