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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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