For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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