- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

How you know when dislextic

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Take part of what?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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