- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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