what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What's just not right? Left

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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