- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

I am a mime

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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