The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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PENIS that is all

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Anti Joke

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