- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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