Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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I? Everett

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Tunechi

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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