- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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