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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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