Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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