- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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