Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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where's mom I killed her

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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