Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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