- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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