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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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