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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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