- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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