speech and debate.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Obama = ebola

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

9/11 my birthday

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's funny? Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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