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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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