- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream