- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A guy at a baseball game....

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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