- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

i like turtles

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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