- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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